MUTINY COFFEE CO.
single origin fair trade organic
The Crows Nest serves as the lookout point on any ship worth her salt. That's why we found it apt to name our Single Origin Peruvian light roast after our favorite part of the ship. After all, what better in the morning than to look out on the day drinking an approachable cup that gets you ready but won't drag you down. Best of all its organic and fair trade so like the warm trade-winds setting our course you too can feel good about this brew. It’s like Phil in shipping always used to say: “If it sets your clock you’ll be ready to dock”. We’re not really sure what that means but he’s always a little off in the mornings anyways.
Ship Wrect came to be after everyone around here at Mutiny had a little too much fun. While spending time locating beans in Honduras for our Medium Roast brew we might have ended up “lightly crashing” one or two ATV’s. This shipwreck as they call it caused us to use all our “Vacation Allotment” before we completed our mission. Good thing we found a magical treasure chest of “unpaid personal time” from our bestie Debbie in HR that got us out of hot water. Better news for you is hot water goes well with this Organic Fair Trade bean we sourced and helps make the perfect medium roast brew we could offer. Turns out you CAN'T get fired for using too much personal time BRAD…..At least not while we bribe Debbie with coffee.
Deep….Complex….Mysterious...We might be invoking the vision we see when we look out into the dark waters as we set sail or just describing the best buzzwords we found for our online dating profile we had Julio in Marketing write for us. Either way there's no better way to describe our Sumatran Organic Fair Trade Dark Roast. For those who enjoy the complexities a little extra roasting can bring we offer you something that we hope will intrigue you to the last sip and keep you coming back to discover something different each time. After all its being a little different and having that mysteriousness that sets the motion in the ocean wouldn't you agree? Also, we’re not really sure how dating apps work. We really only know how to make great coffee but whatever Julio types for us keeps em coming back up after dinner for a cup and that's a BIG win for us.
Honestly the only thing we love better than explosions is watching a blast off the port side as we send a cannonball towards a target! That's why we named our flagship Espresso Cannon Ball. It’s the perfect ammunition we could find to arm yourself for anything the day throws at you. We blended Ethiopian, Costa Rican and Guatemalan beans to round out what we found to be the perfect roast. Capable of holding its own in drinks while also being robust enough as is to give you a shot in the morning. This roast will keep you at it! Seriously it's literally the only thing that keeps us from falling asleep in our safety director Mark’s meetings. We get it Mark but phrases like “minimum safe distance” and “you can't keep blowing things up in the stairwells” doesn't really resonate with us. We’ll blame it on the fact that we can't really hear after last Tuesday’s water cooler debacle.
We’ve got a pretty crazy crew here at Mutiny and while we can always rely on Captain Nibley to rein everyone in when needed he’s gotta use his more level headed brigands to get it done. That's why we developed a perfect blend of Ethiopian, Costa Rican and Guatemalan beans without the punch you get from a caffeine shot! So if you fancy yourself a lover of amazing brews but don't need the kick to keep you zeroed in this is your main mast. You’ll find The Plank takes all of the complex flavors our single origin coffees produce and combines them to give you something with the ability to drink after 5PM and not stay up till the next week. Good news for us too because after the first week our interns are wired solid at 8am and that means our hiring manager Laura’s gotta get a good night's sleep to keep everyone in line on this ship.
Davy Jones Locker
Geisha Blend Coffee
The dark waters of the equator hide something unique ancient and remarkable. A story that has passed the lips of many a crew as a place to be both respected and revered. This is the legend of Davy Jones Locker. Or at least as close to it as told to us by Fernando in accounting. He once did that 7-day eastern Caribbean cruise where they take you to the shipwrecks and learn about this stuff so honestly who are we to question. He says tradition holds that sailors who have crossed the equator would undergo an initiation. One presided over others called shellbacks who had done it before them and passed the challenge. We here at Mutiny have our own initiation rites. One day it will probably get us all in BIG trouble and YES HR is literally scowling at me right now as I type this. ANYWAYS... we scoured the depths for a blend that could hold its own to this tale and have achieved something truly outstanding. With the combination of Geisha Washed and Colombian beans an incredible flavor profile was born. Think about strawberry, rose, honey and chocolate roasted almonds. Now who doesn’t like that?